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Hey guys I’ve not had much to blog about but seeing as I probably won’t get much time in the next few days I better do.
First of all I’ve been waiting on some money now for 3 weeks. You see I bought a pair of jeans from Topshop for £40 and then they ripped after 3 days! So I returned them in the post and waited for my refund, and waited. And waited. And waited some more. Finally today I got sick of waiting so I rang Topshop up about it and what do they say to me?
“we actually haven’t received the package yet”
3 FUCKING weeks and they haven’t received my jeans. They’re just floating around in the postal system somewhere.
“you’ll have to send us your proof of postage”
So thank god I had it otherwise I’d have been screwed. So I made a copy of my proof of postage and I’ve sent them my proof of postage tonight.
I’m so pissed off though, I’ve been waiting all this time and it’s never even got there!!!!
ARGH!
Anyway onto my main topic, I went shopping today for this top I’ve been looking for, but I saw some pretty dresses while I was in the shop. One of them was a purple body con dress and I thought I really wanna try one of these dresses on just to see what it looks like.
I browsed around a bit longer then went into the changing rooms. I decided to try on the body con dress first. It was a struggle getting on, but I thought nothing of it because they’re meant to right?
After some pulling and heaving I did manage to get it on and it felt awfully tight around my chest besides the fact I looked hideous once I’d got it on. So then I went to pull it off and i managed to get it up to my armpits and then, it wouldn’t move!
So I looked at myself in the mirror thinking SHIT! I was like OMG i have to get this dress off I’m not having the assistant helping me take it off and I’m standing here in my underwear.
So I wriggled and wiggled about trying to get it over my head but would it budge? NOOOOO!
By this time I’m thinking fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck, then an idea struck me, I’ve always seen myself as a pear shape, but I don’t think I am, I think i’m more of an hourglass, a funny shaped fat waisted hourglass but an hourglass nonetheless.
So I pulled the dress down and tried to get it down over my hips, I thought they may be as wide as my shoulders but at least my arms aren’t in a funny position. So I’m pulling this dress off and sucking in my stomach and my ass at the same time thinking please god come off please god come off, and suddenly its past my hips! success!
I thought to myself, there aint no way I’m ever getting into one of them again.
So I’ve been packing for university recently, I move on Friday. This week is so hectic, I’m trying to update, I have been putting some tutorials back up if you have been visiting this last few days and I’ve only 2 reviews left to do which is great!
Keep visiting the updates section for updates and don’t forget you can request things if you want something!!
Lmao yeah that would be amazing if they had a golf range in their backyard, but it’s not THAT BIG LOL.
Aweh that is sad.
I don’t want you to leave. I’d miss you, GAH.
Aw don’t worry everyone gets those nerves but everything usually ends up working out just fine.
Best of luck! & you’re welcome. 
LOL he is definitely a douche. I got mroe mad because he didn’t get booked for listening to an ipod in class and I did just because I was talking about pistachios. >:(
Dayum, that sucks about your jeans. I hope you receive them soon!
LMFAO that was quite an experience you had trying to get the darn dress off. I would have panicked as well, but thankfully I’ve never been in a situation like that before. I’m glad that you were finally successful in getting it off. xD
Hope the moving process all goes well!
I know yeah, I’d love to go back to being 14 again. Just starting GCSEs and not a care in the world lol. I want to stay a kid forever, I hate the thought of growing up.
haha.
I think I’ll just buy some vodka and have a party in my flat. 
haha!
It was really pointless stuff, to be honest.
Yeah, there’s a Freshers thing for my uni at a club in London and the tickets are £19.99 with a wristband and about £25 without!
I don’t like teambuilding things either. We had a session when I was in 6th form to get to know the younger students and we had to do weird things like say two facts about ourselves and a lie and guess which was the lie, tie ourselves together with rope by weaving it up our trouser legs and down our tops and take off our shoes, hold hands in a big circle and work together to go get them.
Yeah, there’s a bus that runs from my flat to the main campus every half an hour as well but I’m not sure it takes me far enough for drama sessions
lol. Typical. I’ve got a few underground stations near the main campus as well I think but nothing like that near my flat. I’m sure I’ll find something though.
Looks like I’ll be pretending I can’t drive as well, haha!
LMAO, imagine if you’d have had to get the assistant to get it off you. That could’ve been quite embarassing. Then you probably would’ve heard her saying to one of her colleagues as you walked out “Yeah, that idiot couldn’t even get out of a dress” etc lol. Good job you had the thought to pull it down instead.
I got stuck in a top once. But it had a zip down the side that got stuck. I had the same problem as you, it was pretty tight across the chest so it took me a while to get the zip up but I was determined. Once I got it up though it made a funny noise and then refused to come back down again. It took me and a friend about fifteen minutes to get me out of it. Ha!
That whole thing with Topshop is absolutely ridiculous! I never really shop there, thank god. I can’t stand shopping so I tend to avoid places like that. I just nip into shops where I know I can get something cheap and quickly. lol.
That’s the way to do it. I never really shop online either.. partly because I can’t afford to and partly because things never fit me. I swear I’m in between sizes absolutely everywhere.
Wow, this is a really long comment, sorry.
Oh my gosh, I have never tried fitting into a bodycon dress. They look really nice though. But my prom dress was a pain itself; it had a corset and ties and shit at the back and it was hell trying to get out. Of course my mum helped me; I wasn’t in quite the situation you were in xD
I hope you get those jeans soon… my parents always keep the proof of purchase things, JUST IN CASE. I hope those jeans come soon though. I hate it when you’re so eager to get something and turns out that it has not even arrived.
Haha I’m like that with my current layout. My friend said the links look like poo colour and I’m like meh, fuck it.
Well you only have two reviews left now! Good luck with them.
Ugh I know. No one has manners nowadays; it’s insane. People are just so unbelievably rude. Even “please” and “thank you” are words rarely said.
LOL that guy sounds creepy alright. I don’t like signing up for random crap on the street. I did that once and I’ve been getting so much random crap from them. Blahhh.
Haha it’s the same with telemarketers on the phone. I’m like “not interested” and hang up. Sometimes they say “no, wait, you have to hear about this offer” – pshhhhh as if. I’m not interested in getting your free mobile phone scam things. -_-
Lol, sure is! But yeahh, I agree, after Christmas once you’re all settled in it’s much better.
Ah cool, hope you enjoy it!
Hahaa we all found it hilarious. I’m not sure whether he tried it with other teachers. I don’t think so, cuz there are not that many that are new to the actual school lol.
Aww sorry to hear about your jeans. That’s reall bad they ripped after 3 days. But then even worse that it’s diappeared in the post! Hope you manage to get a refund / replacement.
LOL, well at least you managed to get the dress off. I would be soo embarrassed if I’d had to ask an assistant lol. At least you didn’t have to end up resorting to that. Hehe.
Hahaha naw thanks for your comment Kat!
It really sucks how I can like NEVER access your site, but with many thanks to Georgie I can now! (She gave me a good proxy to use).
This layout is amazing !
LOL ! Oh gawd, hahaha you went through that whole ordeal of getting the dress on and off, only to realize that you don’t like the look of it on you (i bet it looked awesome). Poor Kat! Haha imagine if the assistant did have to help you.. SHAME
OH MY GOSH. I’m really glad you sent them your proof of postage. Topshop tend to have some really expensive items though it’s nice to indulge SOMETIMES. :P You need a little indulging! I indulge too much in Christmas though! x.x
LMAO about your dress! Haha that part was hilarious!
DD Pear LOLLLL. I don’t think you look like an hourglass, though! 
You have to be that lady of th Guiness that has the smallest waist if you want to think so LOLLLL. 
I hope you enjoy the time you’re going to spend at uni.
I’m sure you’ll still be able to come on, will you? 
Lol, that dress story is hilarious, I can image myself being in that situation
Infact I’ve been on in too many situations where I’ve had to do something really quickly before people get suspicious
Have fun at Uni :)!!
Gah @ that topshop thing. It deserves a bit of a good telling off, hope the refund comes… NOW~
Ugh that sucks about the dress thing! Do you laugh now looking back at it or is it still one of those
embarrassing moments? Laugh it off~
I’ll miss you when you go uni! You’ll still be on twitter and blogging from time to time, riggghhtt?
lol.. i never tried on that type pf dress before, but i have tried on one of those funny ones that are hard to put on and get out of. =p
I have a semi phobia of being stuck.. clothes are no exception!
3 weeks for jeans? WHAT THE HELL?? I hate it when those kind of stuff happens to me. Especially when I’m cancelling something for my phone. They said they already cancelled it but they’re still charging me! WTF.
LOL. That’s a funny situation. :P It sometimes happens to me! And it scares the hell out of me! But it mostly happens to me with rings. Like I try them on, find out its not the right size. Then all hell breaks lose trying to get it out!
Ohh, yeah, the british post is a little bit… yeah. stupid!!!
For last years christmas I packed a package for my host family with sweets and stuff from germany and a christmas card and a few presents… yeah, around new years eve it came back to my home with a sticker of the royal mail on saying that they couldnt deliver it… I was soooo angry!!!
I hope this will work out soon for you and your jeans…
OMG, how embarrassing!! But you survived the dress attack!! congrats :P
The postal service is the worst. I just got a package that was torn up. Luckily the insdie was okay.
Still, 3 weeks? that’s insane. Lucky they’ll still do the refund even with the missing jeans.
Ooh, I love Topshop it sucks that that happened to you. That’s one of the reasons why I never buy clothes online.
PS. I sent you an application I hope you received it.